Camaro Named Official Car of Junior-Enlisted Personnel

For the fourth year in a row, the Chevy Camaro has been named the official car of junior-enlisted personnel – narrowly edging out the Ford Mustang.

After an extensive poll conducted by Road & Track magazine, the Camaro was found to be most popular amongst new Privates and career Specialists, placing the Camaro narrowly ahead of the Mustang, and winning this prestigious title.

SMA Shandler spoke during the official announcement ceremony hosted by Road & Track magazine editor in chief, Larry Webster, and offered his own take on the award, “I remember when I was a young Private, barely out of basic the first thing I did was land myself behind the wheel of a brand new 1982 Camaro Z28 – that car had a bitching 5.0 Liter 305 in it that would make the ladies purr… Man, I used to pull so much tail with that car…”

Incidentally, the Camaro was also named the number one reason why E-3’s and below never have any money.